i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing
I wonder what my dad would say…
She looks so surprised at what happened
what the fuck did she think was gonna happen when she hit the wall with a hammer?
I love how she goes to eat an imaginary cupcake afterwards.
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
why can’t concert tickets be like 10 dollars
why can’t everything be like 10 dollars
I’m not paying 10 dollars for a candy bar fuck you
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
how dare you say we piss on the poor
is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop
SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS
settle down there thor
the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”